- me: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
- parents: okay, let me just get dressed..AND CALL THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD, CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE, WRITE A BOOK, MAKE A 3 COURSE MEAL, DIG A HOLE TO CHINA, FIND A CURE FOR CANCER.
- parents: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
- me: *putting shoes on*
- parents: GOD DAMN WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG TO DO EVERYTHING.WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU. YOU ARE SO SELFISH.
What if an iguana was a unit of weed? Like an ounce or something? Then you can have an iguana of marijuana.